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Everybody Loves Large Chests, Book 3

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What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question that Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.

Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care," however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity.

However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion." With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.

Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

©2018 Neven Iliev (P)2018 Soundbooth Theater
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Love Jeff Hays, love Boxy T Morningwood. This story has captured my imagination and left me wanting more. A very tasty experience indeed.

Brilliant

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manages to pull you in a hold you there til the end.
very tasty

fantastic

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More quality adventures of Boxxy, more people need to hear this series it is fantastic

Fabulous

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Story continues from the previous book. So you need to have read/listened to them first. If you enjoyed the story so far then get this book. It’s more of the enjoyable sameness. Very good. Makes me laugh. Excellent idea and I keep thinking how I could convince my D&D GM to let me play a minic!

A murderess mimic, who could ask for more!

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can't fault the performance - excellence all around. the story unfortunately is rarely humourous any more. the humour has been reducing since book 1 which hooked me, and now I'm just finishing this book, I won't be continuing with the series.

excellent performance, story lost it's humour

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