Humor

Patrick Begorra was the last of the Little People in all of Movieland. One morning, Big People came stomping through his orange grove. It was Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto! They had come to build Disneyland, much to Patrick’s dismay. Listen along to this fun audio story as Mickey and Patrick Begorra strike a silly deal.

When Sarah moves to the street and sees a cat prowling up and down, she decides to find its owner and return it. She knocks on each door and discovers a wonderfully weird and a little bit dangerous array of delights within: from a haunted painting to a headmaster whose alter ego is a clown, to a jet-powered garden swing, a ghost-pet adoption agency and a wild hall of mirrors.

Discover what life was really like for kids in the past in this brilliantly funny introduction to ancient Greece. Have you ever wondered what kind of games kids in ancient Greece liked to play? Famous myths and legends they would have known? Or what they learned at school? Learn the answers to these questions and more in this witty and informative guide to the ancient Greeks. Written in accessible, conversational text by award-winning author Chae Strathie, read by the author himself and Nneka Okoye.

STRICTLY NO ELEPHANTS meets THE BAKERY DRAGON in this laugh out loud picture book about finding the perfect pet, from #1 New York Times–bestselling author Leigh Bardugo and internationally bestselling illustrator Liz Climo. Myrtle has a turtle, Sam has a lamb, and Tony has a pony. But Yvette...

Mickey is put in charge of his vacationing neighbors' cat, Bella. His best friend Amanda comes along to help out. All they have to do is make sure Bella has enough to eat and doesn't destroy the furniture. Seems simple enough. But Bella escapes and causes all kinds of trouble. Catsitting was a big mistake!

When 11-year-old Steven Sweeney is tricked into drinking a strange mixture of chemicals by his classmates, things begin to get strange. Either his toothbrush is growing, or he is shrinking! Steven has to navigate his way through gigantic dust bunnies, enormous birds, and other once seemingly harmless, everyday items to get to his best friend's house for help. Will he be able to make it through the day and return to his original size?

A modern-day hunt for Viking treasure collides with Spanish conquistadors and small-town Minnesota in this delightfully zany adventure, perfect for fans of The Goonies and Holes. "You’ll be turning the pages as fast as you can.” ―Stuart Gibbs, New York Times-bestselling author of the Spy...

LOS CRETINOS, la pareja más ASQUEROSA del mundo, viven sus vidas REPUGNANTES comiendo espaguetis de gusano y gastándose bromas horribles, cuando la familia más SONRIENTE, FELIZ y ENCANTADORA del mundo se muda a la casa de al lado...

As the witty murder-mystery series continues, Bonbon returns for a pyrotechnic display aboard ship—until a shocking demise puts a damper on the festivities. Shenanigans are once again afoot in the town of Widdlington, and this time they're on board the Dreadnowt—a galleon that’s set to...

Young farm-girl Ruthie Hall only has one problem... If you ask her what it is, she'll likely tell you it's that she needs a cell phone more than life itself (for a myriad of reasons). But in reality her only actual problem is an over-active imagination that tends to run away with her taking everyone in her life along for the ride.

Ragini thinks her library book is boring, until a tiny Prince jumps out of its pages! Wanting to escape his dull life, the Prince races toward a sci-fi book for a new adventure. Will Ragini stop him, or will he disappear into a world of aliens?

Twins Adit and Ria are stuck indoors, watching the rain and feeling bored. Not until their grandmother steps in with a surprising indoor adventure. Follow along as clues lead the twins from room to room, turning boredom into an exciting experience!

On a Halloween evening, Onir and his friends wander to a mysterious purple house beyond the hill. What begins as harmless wandering turns spooky when they meet a lonely boy named Sanju inside.

When Robin interrupts his sister Anika while she’s studying, sibling banter turns into an unexpected lesson. Listen as Anika uses board games and everyday examples to explain the rule book that guides the nation.

INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES AND USA TODAY BESTSELLER! Dude Perfect brings tricks, flips, fist bumps, and that puzzling panda to middle school in this funny fiction series from YouTube's biggest trick shot stars. In Operation Trick Shot, eighth graders Cory, Coby, Tyler, Garrett, and Cody have a...

Elmo the elephant is unhappy with his big ears because kids tease him at school. But during lunch with his friends, he learns a surprising secret about his ears. Join Elmo as he learns to love what makes him special.

Caleb is sure there are monsters, giants, and dragons lurking in his room ... but could it all be something a little squeakier? Join Caleb and his patient mom in this bedtime adventure full of strange sounds, wild imaginations, and one very noisy bed. A charming story about facing nighttime fears and finding comfort in unexpected places.

Riley Wright is starting at Heverton Junior School with one awkward disadvantage: her MAJORLY embarrassing dad is the new head teacher … 🦄 🌈 📓🦄 🌈 📓🦄 🌈 📓🦄 🌈 📓 Riley Wright is starting at Heverton Junior School with one awkward disadvantage: her MAJORLY...

There’s one final challenge before we can go home… But that’s cool because Amelia, Yappers and I can get through anything, right? Even a prison that’s impossible to escape. Yikes. Maybe not. The void prison is full of tunnels that don’t go anywhere. And then there’s the glitch mobs waiting for you in the shadows… or just playing pranks. Just when we think we’re out of ideas, an unlikely ally offers help. Very reluctantly and with a lot of loud complaining along the way. Also, there’s a lot of silverfish. Gross.

Twelve hilarious books in one huge collection! With more than 36 million books sold, New York Times bestselling author Dan Gutman's My Weird School series really gets kids reading. Ella Mentry School is weirder than weirdest—it’s weirder-est! From a mad scientist with plans for world...

In the second book in the New York Times–bestselling chapter book series about the childhood of America's favorite housekeeper, Amelia Bedelia goes to the dogs and discovers why puppies rule! Includes a guide to the idioms used in the book and features black-and-white art throughout. When her...

It’s time to dance… The next clue sends us on the hunt for the final rare item. That’s right! We’re almost ready to make our rainbow portal and go home. But before we can, there’s a glitchy slime obstacle course to get through, a familiar skeleton who won’t stop spinning tunes, and a crowd of mobs who think you can’t stop the music. If you haven’t guessed… something is seriously wrong. It’s up to Amelia, Yappers and me to figure out what. Oh, and I also have to dance in public. Not cool.

Dante N. Ferno is back and he’s trekking off to summer camp with high hopes of making a splash in this second audiobook of the outrageously funny series for kids 8 and up—perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Dante N. Ferno: Camp Catastrophe features music and special effects. Listen...

Grumpy Monkey meets Little Blue Truck meets Toy Story in this hilarious picture book about a play truck who is cast out by the other toys for doing his job, created by Daniel Bernstrom and Pura Belpré Award winning artist, Marcelo Verdad. Welcome to Toyville, where Dump Truck does his work. His...

Get ready for a monstrously good time in Camp Scream #1: Shriek Week, the laugh-out-loud, lightly spooky start to a new series perfect for fans of the Tales from Cabin 23 series. With just the right mix of chills and chuckles, this is one summer camp you’ll never forget! Publishers Weekly...