Welcome to episode 356 of The Cloud Pod, where the weather is always cloudy! Justin and Ryan are in the studio this week and ready to bring you all the latest in cloud and AI news, including the Pope coming out against AI, AWS introducing a new local zone, and GitHub having yet another crappy week. There’s a lot of news, so let’s get started!

• Istanbul Not Constantinople, But Definitely an AWS Local Zone
• 218 Billion Parameters Walk Into a Single GPU
• Postgres Walks Into a DynamoDB Bar
• NSA Slides Into Anthropic’s DMs With 9 Billion Reasons
• Spy Agencies Want Claude But Can They Afford the Terms
• Pre-Shared Keys Were So Last Decade Azure
• When the Church and Anthropic Agree on AI Ethics
• Microsoft Finally Joins the Linux Party. It Crashed
• Iran Wants Cable Fees, and That’s No Phishing
• When the Church, the Spies, and Iran All Come for Big Tech
• I was gonna record a podcast until I got a migraine

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03:31 Pope Leo, Anthropic Co-Founder Warn of AI Power Concentration, Labor Displacement

• Pope Leo XIV published a 42,000-word treatise called Magnifica Humanitas, outlining the Catholic Church’s position on AI governance, with a focus on labor displacement, power concentration among private tech companies, and autonomous weapons systems.
• Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah was invited to participate in the Vatican’s AI encyclical event, and publicly acknowledged that large-scale human labor displacement from AI is a real possibility, framing support for displaced workers as a moral obligation.
• The document raises a structural concern relevant to cloud and AI businesses; that private transnational companies now hold more resources and influence over AI development than many governments, complicating regulatory oversight.
• The treatise specifically calls out the working conditions of data labelers, content moderators, and rare earth mineral extractors as forms of exploitation embedded in the AI supply chain, which touches directly on how cloud AI services are built and maintained.
• For cloud and AI businesses, this document signals growing institutional pressure from non-governmental bodies to factor employment protection and human dignity into product and infrastructure decisions, not just regulatory compliance.

04:41 Justin – “It’s not very often the pope weighs in on what you do for a day job.”

06:20 Iran demands Big Tech pay fees fo...