Bastille vs. the Evil Librarians
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Narrated by:
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Ramon De Ocampo
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Suzy Jackson
As a Knight of Crystallia, I, Bastille, swore to protect the Smedry clan from the Evil Librarians. (And believe me, screwups like them constantly need protecting.) But when Alcatraz Smedry got strapped to an altar of outdated encyclopedias to be sacrificed to the dark gods, I arrived too late--and instead his father took his place.
Now Alcatraz is a blubbering mess, so it's up to me lead the charge against his father's killer: Biblioden, founder of the Evil Librarians--I was sure he died centuries ago!--who's back to complete his goal of world domination. Now he's going to use the dark powers he gained from that sacrifice against everyone not under Evil Librarian control. Being burned up from the inside is not how I plan to die, so I'd better figure out some way to stop him or we're toast!
I know Alcatraz is wrong when he swears he's no hero. But when a hero falls short, that's the time for everyone else to step up and do what needs to be done.©2022 Dragonsteel Entertainment (P)2022 Recorded Books Inc
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And what do we get- a dull boring story. Alcatraz has lost his powers and spends his time moping. Bastille has hers but she can’t do much so they spend their time running here and there.
Edit: After finishing the book, Im updating review from 1 to 3 stars. After halfway point, the book gets better when Alcatraz stops moaning and they actually start figthing. The last few chapters are really fun and interesting.
Still not worth the 6 year wait tho. You can easily skip this and not miss anything
I waited 6 years for this?
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fantastic
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uninspired
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