Goblin Peon No. 49
A LitRPG Adventure (Glitchwalker, Book 1)
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Goblin Peon No. 49
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Narrated by:
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Joe Hempel
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By:
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Eddie Maddox
Upgrade Available: Protagonist
Goblin Peon No. 49 is a level-one nobody. A disposable NPC at the very bottom of the dungeon food chain.
Then his script glitches. He gets a character class, attributes, a user interface—and even a name: “Rook."
Stalked by the godlike System and guided (sort of) by a giant rat who talks like a corrupted tutorial prompt, Rook stumbles into a quest that could change everything: recover three memory shards with the power to turn an NPC into a player character.
Unfortunately, this dungeon isn’t especially supportive of personal growth. Along the way, Rook will encounter goblin-sized blenders, malevolent (and chatty) ancient artifacts, demons repurposed as transportation hubs, hallucinatory giant mushrooms, and trolls with a very specific skincare routine.
If Rook wins, he’ll become a player character in a world designed to kill him. If he loses… well, the dungeon has plenty of uses for spare goblin parts.
Goblin Peon No. 49 is a LitRPG for listeners who like their dungeons bloody, weird, and funny.
Contains violence, rude language, existential angst.
©2026 Eddie Maddox (P)2026 Eddie Maddox