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Patricia Wants to Cuddle

By: Samantha Allan
Narrated by: Cindy Kay, Jasmin Walker, Justis Bolding, Laura Knight Keating, Susan Bennett
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'So much fun!' Lilly Wachowski

'Horrifying and delightful' Kristen Arnett

Renee has made it: she's in the final four.

But is she dying to win?

Renee should be thrilled to have been chosen as one of the final four contestants in The Catch, the world's biggest reality show. But now she, the other contestants, and Jeremy 'the Catch' have arrived on the remote, wooded island for the final show, Renee begins to wonder if there's something wrong. Is she taking a bigger risk than she realised?

And as she and the other contestants begin their final challenges, they slowly start to realise that the island they've been taken to is hiding a terrifying secret - one that could make the final Elimination Event all too real.

©2022 Samantha Allan (P)2022 Faber Audio Genre Fiction Horror Literature & Fiction Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Supernatural Thriller & Suspense Scary Paranormal
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"Each character is voiced by a narrator who pulls the humanity from even the most outwardly vapid of them in this social satire and raucous lesbian horror tale." (Booklist)

"Five fantastic narrators expertly handle the multiple points of view in this delightfully odd ensemble story…" (AudioFile)
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If you’ve come for weird horror, you’ll find a bit of it, but not until pretty close to the end. The rest of the book is a well written setup of a group of influencer types who have gone on a thinly veiled copy of “The Batchelor”. It is fun to see unlikeable characters meet their grizzly end, although the horror / action felt a bit rushed. It was almost as if someone cut the ending down unecessarily by an hour or so. So I’d recommend it if you want something light hearted, but it felt like a short story in how quick it came to a conclusion

Fun but not enough Bigfoot

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A fun and campy take on a classic myth. I enjoyed this book a lot.

Fun Story

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I sped through this. It was good horror and suspense and well as being campy, entertaining and everything I love about queer horror.

Hell yeah

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I'm not sure how I feel completely but it was fun in some ways despite the plot overall feelibg very simple and a tiny bit dry. Maybe with less characters and more time with them would have helped! its still fun ar the end and I would recommended for an easy quick experience

not bad, but maybe not that interesting?

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Where to begin. This was a wild romp that was gutsy and gory, and the right mix of horror and comedy. I was just blown away by how the story goes, so many twists and turns. This kinda reminded me of AHS Roanoke but in a great way (underrated season in my opinion), and Im here for a reality tv show falling apart due to unforseeen darkness in the woods.

This was wild !!

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