What On Earth?

The Count Binface Manifesto

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What On Earth?

By: Count Binface

Narrated by: Count Binface

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'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' Independent

Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am not Nigel Farage.

I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Clacton-on-Sea.
It's not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state.

In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.

So settle down, grab a 99 flake (pledged to always be 99p), and let's make your planet Count.

'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' Rory Stewart

'Count Binface is out of this world' Emily Maitlis©2022 Jon Harvey

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Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin

A really funny book, full of great comic ideas and sometimes surprising common sense

Count Binface is out of this world

Halfway through this book I actually started thinking Binface had some brilliant ideas...he had me at "London Bridge should be renamed Phoebe Waller"

There are about twenty jokes on every page. Very funny

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Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time

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Brilliantly funny and narrated by the Great Count hisself, Highly recommended to all who needs a laugh