Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week on Bitch, Don't Be Dumb, Yo Mama is defending every woman who's ever been judged for having a drink, smoking a joint, or doing whatever she needs to take the edge off.

From double standards and cannabis to pharmaceuticals, motherhood, trauma, and society's obsession with policing women's behaviour, this episode is all about one thing: mind your own damn business.

Yo Mama shares her own experiences with drinking, cannabis, and surviving life while reminding listeners that there's a world of difference between responsibly blowing off steam and completely losing control. She also gets into why women are judged differently than men, why she believes everyone should know their limits, and why people are far too comfortable telling women how to live.

The message isn't to go off the rails—it's to stop letting other people define what your life should look like. Know your limits, look after yourself, don't hurt anyone, and don't let society shame you for coping with life on your own terms.

Because life's hard enough without strangers deciding how you're allowed to survive it.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week on Bitch, Don't Be Dumb, Yo Mama takes a break from her own dumpster fire of a life to talk about somebody else's.

Using the Bunny and Jelly Roll split as a jumping-off point, this episode dives into fame, money, loyalty, weight loss, relationships, getting older, and why you should never assume that what you're seeing online is the full story.

Because let's be honest—half the couples people are out here envying are probably fighting in separate rooms.

Yo Mama talks about why the breakup hit her harder than she expected, what made Bunny and Jelly relatable in the first place, and why so many people were rooting for them. From building a brand together to building a life together, the episode explores what happens when people finally get everything they thought they wanted—and it still isn't enough.

Along the way, there's plenty of shit-talking, a few personal stories, some thoughts on age discrimination, and a reminder that life is full of smoke, mirrors, and people who aren't always who they claim to be.

At its core, this isn't really an episode about Bunny and Jelly Roll.

It's about the stories we tell ourselves about love, success, and "relationship goals"—and what happens when reality crashes through the fantasy.

Bottom line: Stop envying strangers. Hold on to the people who actually show up for you. And remember that just because a relationship looks perfect online doesn't mean nobody's getting fucked over behind closed doors. 💀

That last line feels very Yo Mama.