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Football Ramble

Football Ramble

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 The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously. In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style.Stakhanov Industries Ltd Football (American) Football (Soccer)
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  • Go home, you've had too many yellows

    Go home, you've had too many yellows
    Apr 9 2026

    Liverpool had a tough night in Paris, but it could've been worse. At least Arne Slot wasn't mistaken for a ball.


    Luke, Vish and Jim discuss last night's Champions League semi-finals and why Marcos Llorente is such a profoundly odd bloke. Vish makes the case that Khvicha Kvaratskhelia is an Enhanced Games version of Thomas Müller, while Spunkbubble Richard Keys reminds Jim of one of the greatest hatchet job interviews of all time (which you can read here)...


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    45 mins
  • The East Midlands Earthquake

    The East Midlands Earthquake
    Apr 8 2026

    Arsenal may have taken some hits at home, but get them on a ferry across the Channel and they'll get the job done. A tough old night for the Gunners but Kai Havertz got the goal to give them the win. Maybe that drill with the pens actually worked?


    Marcus, Luke & Vish give their thoughts on a big win for Mikel Arteta's boys. Plus, victory for Bayern in Madrid, Vish gets his atlas out, and Luke throws yet more shade on the Select Car Leasing Stadium.


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    44 mins
  • Mailbag: Will a quadruple ever be won?

    Mailbag: Will a quadruple ever be won?
    Apr 7 2026

    No team has ever won a quadruple, but it doesn't stop us getting excited about the possibility every season. This year, Arsenal were in the conversation before they were dumped out of both the FA Cup and the League Cup. Alas, the quadruple is out of reach for another season - but will it ever be done?


    Marcus, Jim & David reach a verdict on that, before picking our all-time favourite players to have dragged their careers back from the brink. We also entertain the idea of restricting how often teams can change managers in a season (sorry, Spurs fans) and, inspired by the Artemis II launch, decide which players we'd take to the moon.


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    38 mins

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From lighthearted commentaries to in-depth analyses, our best football podcasts includes a wide range of shows to entertain, educate and inspire you, from kick-off to extra time. Here’s our list of the best football podcasts to hit play on. ....

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Brilliant content. Tackle the serious and the ridiculous with facts and hilarity. I recommend highly.

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Arguably the best football podcast put there, forget all the glitz and glimmer of the sky sports podcasts and listen to these guys! No nonsense opinions and top banter.

Top Rambling

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Funny and informative football podcast. Good length as well at 45 mins , some football podcasts are too long at well over an hour. Has a variety of speakers which rotate so is always different.

Good Podcast

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I've been listening to the Ramble since 2010 and they continue to provide an entertaining but also well informed view of the world football. The jokes, coupled with different lineups each episode mean while there is familiarity each pod isn't the same.

My only negative is that despite listening (and emailing in) for almost 15 years, seeing 3 live shows and meeting the lads, I've still yet to get official friend of the ramble status. Howay lads!

Best football podcast around

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I've been listening since 2010 and the team provide a very enjoyable football podcast at no cost to me. Lots of laughs, with occasional football content.

If Luke could stop interrupting people, it would be even better.

P.S. Southampton are a bigger club than Portsmouth.

Forza Ramble

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