Episodes

  • Chit Chat 204: Lesbian Palooza, Edible Delusions & Summer House Delirium
    Jun 3 2026

    Two weeks off and somehow we lived nine lives. Sam kicks things off with her annual pilgrimage to Lesbian Palooza, where it rained nonstop, the cabin had the insulation of a cardboard box, and she nearly froze to death but taking tequila shots at 9 AM helped. An edible later sent her into a silent spiritual journey while the lesbians assumed she was dying. (She was not. She was vibing.)

    The she shuffled off to chorus recitals featuring Eye of the Tiger AND unexpected African tribal numbers, dance marathons that lasted longer than the Olympics, and a Summer House reunion so chaotic she literally ran out of a recital to make it home in time.

    They also cover:
    • A political fundraiser full of homosexuals and zero gratitude from the candidate
    • A surprise 80th birthday party that nearly became a medical emergency
    • A reptile‑themed children’s party featuring a vinegar‑shooting bug (yes, really)
    • Golf, illness, French onion soup, spicy wings, and a cassata cake that changed lives
    • A marathon of movies, documentaries, and unhinged TV, from Sally Field to a dressage scandal that absolutely did not need to go that hard
    • Sam reading an entire thriller in one day because she is, in fact, built different

    It’s Pride Month, the chaos is high, the homophobes are uncomfortable, and we’re thriving. 🌈✨

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    44 mins
  • Chit Chat 203: Heat Waves, Hot Takes & Home Improvement Hell
    May 22 2026

    Buffalo is melting, Sam is feral about central air, and Cameron is one thermostat decision away from being served papers. Jeff shows up for emotional support, Dairy Queen, and eventually $60 worth of Taco Bell because self‑control is for people without DoorDash.

    Sam spends the weekend walking approximately 4000 miles around Delaware Park (by choice??), wins half a butcher shop at a meat raffle, and then nearly dies recaulking her bathtub after the caulk slapped her in the face like it had a personal vendetta.

    Meanwhile, Jeff is out here fighting hockey fans, rescuing entire stadium sections with his Karen‑for‑good powers, and watching enough cult documentaries to start his own.

    Together, they spiral through Buckwild marathons, hot tub overstimulation, crispy Diet Cokes, and the ongoing saga of “Why Is My House Falling Apart?”

    It’s unhinged. It’s sweaty. It’s deeply on brand.

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    46 mins
  • Chit Chat 202 Bloody Marys, Bad Customers & Robot Murder
    May 15 2026

    Get in, we’re oversharing. This week on Chit Chat, we’re serving up everything from chaotic restaurant horror stories (yes, the “we close at 9 but we’ll just stay until 10:30” crowd 🙄) to wholesome but slightly unhinged grandma nostalgia featuring gum stashes, baked goods, and existential questions about whether TikTok ruined our ability to be productive. Oh, and don’t worry we also spiral (casually) into workplace gossip, weekend drama, and the eternal struggle of pretending to care about sports.

    But wait, it gets smarter… kind of. Sam goes to D.C. and ends up in a mock trial about a self-driving car murder so naturally, we unpack AI ethics like we’re both lawyers (we’re not). Toss in airport Bloody Marys, way too many plans, TV recs, book obsessions, and a little light judgment of people who shop in multiple stores for fun (???), and you’ve got an episode that is equal parts chaotic, thoughtful, and just the right amount of dramatic. Tune in you’ll laugh, you’ll think, you’ll probably judge us… and honestly, that’s the goal.

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    42 mins
  • Chit Chat 201: Devil Wears Prada 2… and We Wear Patience
    May 8 2026


    This week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, delusion, and questionable taste. Jeff and Sam kick things off by absolutely not agreeing on Devil Wears Prada 2, Sam fell asleep mid‑plot, Jeff is ready to nominate Meryl for sainthood, and both of them are convinced the other has the cinematic taste of a damp sock. From there, Jeff recounts his luxury‑priced mocktail, a steak that needed 24 hours to develop a personality, and a Leslie Odom Jr. concert so hot it nearly turned him into a Victorian fainting maiden.

    Jeff, meanwhile, is out here defending AMC like it’s a religion, dragging Regal’s “shitass seats,” and reminding Sam that TikTok agreeing with him doesn’t mean she’s right, it just means the algorithm thinks she’s dramatic. We also get brunch noise complaints, golf‑related joint pain, dog‑sitting adventures, and a brief but passionate rant about millennials ruining art with unnecessary sequels.

    If you like unfiltered opinions, petty arguments, and two best friends who love each other but also low‑key want to strangle each other, this episode is your Roman Empire.

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    47 mins
  • Chit Chat 200 Tarot Cards, Gala Chaos & Grocery Store Drama
    May 1 2026

    Episode 200 is here, and Jeff and Sam show up like two people who absolutely should not have a platform… yet somehow do.

    Jeff kicks things off by surviving another week of bartending, knee pain, and the existential crisis that comes from being scheduled for a double at his fun part‑time job. A surprise rainstorm frees him from manual labor and launches him straight into a six‑person “party” (read: wine‑drunk hangout) where a psychic medium proceeds to drag everyone’s souls across the carpet. Jeff’s reading? Shockingly accurate, mildly unhinged, and apparently sponsored by his dead relatives. Love that for him.

    Meanwhile, Sam gets yanked into the Kevin Guest House gala with about 12 minutes’ notice and somehow ends up at the most aggressively catered event in Buffalo history. We’re talking chicken finger sliders, mashed potato bars, gelato, Italian sandwiches, pizza logs — basically a Golden Corral fever dream but make it charity. She bids on a color analysis, loses, and immediately spirals into a rant about why it costs $450 to be told you’re a “soft autumn.”

    Together, they unpack psychic predictions, family ghosts, work chaos, Aldi jump scares, and the ongoing saga of Sam’s upcoming DC trip where she fully intends to interrogate her VP over cocktails like she’s hosting Watch What Happens Live.

    It’s messy. It’s dramatic. It’s deeply unserious.
    Welcome to Chit Chat 200 — the delusion is celebratory.

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    42 mins
  • Chit Chat 199: Messy Margaret Stole My Soul
    Apr 24 2026

    This week’s episode is pure chaos in the best way: Toronto concerts, creepy drag queens, queer emo night, $27 Five Guys meals, and a funeral‑party bar rush all collide before we even get to the new‑job meltdown. Jeff battles chatty coworkers, Outlook disasters, and a hockey‑obsessed stranger, while Sam survives a disastrous date night, a 3 AM airport run, and the worst musical she’s ever seen. Add in Finger Lakes drama‑free bliss, book rants, Bravo betrayals, and Real Housewives of Rhode Island insanity, and you’ve got a full‑throttle catch‑up you won’t want to miss.

    Soft life dreams, hard life realities, and unhinged storytelling — welcome to Chit Chat 199.

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    51 mins
  • Chit Chat 198: The Miles Mix‑Up & Other Mental Spirals
    Apr 17 2026

    Sam and Jeff are back with a week full of unhinged chaos. Sam realizes she’s been texting the wrong “Miles” for two months, Jeff has a full‑body bad high at movie night, and both spiral into “do we have dementia?” territory.

    We’ve got golf disasters, meat raffle victories, Dateline heartbreak, a surprise home‑cooked dinner after a massive text misunderstanding, and a bachelor‑party koozie featuring “Samantha Roxy” found next to the bed (“VIP adult entertainer… call me when you need a good time” ). It’s messy, it’s relatable, it’s Chit Chat.

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    34 mins
  • Chit Chat 197 2000s Worship Nostalgia and Easter Reconciliation
    Apr 10 2026

    Rarely does one episode pack in a hotel epiphany, a twerking contest, and a Summer House betrayal all in the same breath. This week's conversation covers a genuinely chaotic stretch of life, and it's hard to look away from any of it.

    The episode opens with a deep dive into 2000s worship music, including a memorable discovery of "He Will Raise You Up on Eagle's Wings" during a hotel stay in Cleveland. From there, things get personal fast. Cameron keeps coming home late on Fridays without warning

    This week's episode also included a trip to Hamilton, Canada for a Cardi B concert with Miles, a cooking class where tiramisu was made with Chef Camille, and Easter dinner featuring prosciutto-spinach-provolone stuffed chicken. The week was full, genuinely full.

    Tune in for the whole story.

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    50 mins