On this week's LuAnna: Lu nearly got her head microwaved in an MRI thanks to her hair extensions, Anna's fawning over Joe Wilkinson and reminisces about the doctor that almost made her want to get pregnant again and reno updates: Lu's gone coloured toilet in Dubai, and Anna's finally chipping in with a hoover.

Plus, we finally get round to giving the full Celebrity Traitors cast rundown and pitch ourselves for next series (obv). There's a stolen bin mystery in Birmingham, a woman who can't stop thinking about Bertha after opening up her marriage, a fish hook in a fanny from South Africa, an important conversation on Carrie Johnson and the show Believe Me, and Lu gives an aspirationally unrelatable sign-off.

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On this week’s Totally Extra: There’s more petty crime at the supermarket, a listener sends in a truly vile pillow revenge story involving post-sex cock wiping, there’s rage over the M42, praise for using up every last drop of moisturiser, and the girls end up planning a fully nude Luanna Christmas calendar before diving into wild confessions about nappies and a secret wardrobe sale.

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

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On this week’s LuAnna: Anna reports back from a ridiculously posh run of events including Buckingham Palace with Al and his “Nigel Farage umbrella”, and a trip to Chelsea Flower Show with Papa P, where they stumble across pussypump bushes in the Lovehoney garden. And, it’s Lu’s birthday week and she's spending it gallivanting around Europe for mysterious horse-related reasons that she’s still not quite ready to hard launch.

Plus, the girls chat watching themselves back on YouTube, public thirsting, missing a catcall, take a full dive into the unexpectedly wholesome world of the kids asking big questions about sexuality, same-sex parents and what it means to be gay, we've a horrible family dilemma involving dementia, betrayal and a carer affair, a horse willy K-Y Jelly disaster, the terrifying Maldives cave diving tragedy, and a strong debate over whether switching sides of the bed is grounds for divorce.

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