Ever wonder what happens when a job ad tries way too hard to sound fun and accidentally leaks entitled toxicity all over the lobby floor? This week on Roast the Post, Jen and Paul eviscerate a wealth management firm’s posting for a “Director of First Impressions”... a role that’s equal parts receptionist, placeholder for pretty privilege, and a potential HR nightmare. From gender-coded language (“bubbly personality,” anyone?) to ageist dog whistles (“younger office environment”), this ad is a masterclass in how not to attract great talent.

And let’s not forget the “work hard, play hard” culture that screams “mandatory fun” and “future harassment claims.” Tune in to hear why this one's a dumpster fire wrapped in an inflated job title, and what it says about the firm’s priorities (hint hint: clarity and equity left the room after the first martini glass tipped over).

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here: https://roastthepost.show/p/director-of-first-impressions-hold-for-mister-draper-please

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Dive into the chaos of a job ad that can’t decide if it’s hiring a construction scheduler or a project manager for Toronto Pearson Airport’s multi-billion-dollar infrastructure overhaul. Jen and Paul dissect the confusing responsibilities, missing salary, and baffling lack of transparency in this high-stakes role. Is this a case of corporate laziness, a sneaky cost-cutting tactic, or just a job ad written by committee? Tune in to find out why this posting is a masterclass in what not to do when attracting top talent.

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here: https://roastthepost.show/p/construction-scheduler-fuh-gantt

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Ever seen a job title so whimsical it makes you do a double-take? This week on Roast the Post, Jen and Paul tackle the "Happiness Engineer" role... a position that sounds like it belongs in a corporate parody but packs a punch with its focus on customer experience, technical problem-solving, and even AI fluency. Is this the future of customer support, or just a clever rebrand of a classic role? We dig into the good, the bad, and the what-the-#@*% of a job posting that might just redefine how you think about CX roles. Plus: self-scheduled hours, global salary ranges, and a company that actually wants you to know your rights. Who knew happiness could be so complex?

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here:

https://roastthepost.show/p/happiness-engineer-ctrlaltdelight

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