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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

By: The Irish Times
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The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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Episodes
  • ‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’

    ‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’
    Jun 26 2026
    “The fock is going on here?” I go. Because – yeah, no – I’ve arrived home to find my wife, my four sons and my in-laws sitting in front of the TV watching, quite literally, a soccer match? My reaction is basically the same as it would be if I arrived home to find Sorcha in bed with Russell Crowe.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man

    ‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man
    Jun 20 2026
    So me and Ronan swing out to – believe it or not – Bray, just to see how my old man is getting on. I’ve a bet with him that he won’t last the summer living out there and I like to check on my investment from time to time.

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    7 mins
  • ‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’

    ‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’
    Jun 12 2026
    I absolutely despise Christian’s wife, Lauren. I say it as well. Not to her face obviously. Sorcha goes, “Ross, you shouldn’t despise anyone.” This coming from the girl who refuses to watch anything with Jake Gyllenhaal in it because he broke Taylor Swift’s hort a life sentence ago.

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    6 mins
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