Episodes

  • SCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts"
    Jun 4 2026

    SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint.

    Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia

    Transcript

    Patrons

    April 12-15

    Breanna Bryce, Local Dumbass, Paul Theys, John Doe, Riverlynn Clemintir, Cale Buns

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    SCP-2467 was written by Dr. Balthazar

    Script by Kevin Whitlock

    Narrator - Jon Grilz

    Burch - Nate Dufort

    Presley - Elissa Park

    Lawrence - Damon Alums

    Gallagher - Rissa Montańez

    Dialogue Editor - Nate Dufort

    Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

    Composer- Dana Creasman

    Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger

    Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock

    Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

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    www.SCParchives.com

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    23 mins
  • SCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red”
    May 28 2026

    SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania.

    Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural.

    Transcript

    Patrons

    April 7-11

    Juan Carabez, Brickbox24, Jonathon Symonds, Somethinfierce, Eric Chavez

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    SCP-was written by Dino–Draws

    Script by Daisy McNamara

    Researcher - Liv Smith

    Orogenesis.AIC - Lauren Tucker

    Narrator - B. Narr

    Glen Dennis/ The Thing In the Mine - Giancarlo Herrera

    Milton - Chris Harris-Beechey

    John Fulmer - Russ More

    Genevieve Blatt - Bailey Wolfe

    Foreman - Jesse Hall

    Miner - Michael Ignacio jr.

    Doctor - Hannah Schooner

    Agent Rudy Weller - Stephen Indrisano

    Agent Rosa Pierce - Rebekah McLoughlin

    Agent Glenn Bird - Marquiz Moore

    Agent Irene Reed - Janine Bower

    Captain Lynn - Karim Kronfli

    Director Julian Eden - Nate Dufort

    Agent Joyce - Julian Dailey

    Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

    Editing by Chris Harris-Beechey

    Theme Song by Mattie Roi Berger

    Composer - Dana Creasman

    Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producers - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

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    57 mins
  • SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive
    May 21 2026

    I’ve always been nervous about driving at night.

    Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops.

    Transcript

    Patrons

    April 1-6

    Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave.

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was written by Daisy McNamara.

    Narrator - Jon Grilz

    Buddy - Stephen Indrisano

    D-0522 - Daisy McNamara

    Dr. Lee - Kale Brown

    Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara

    Music and Sound Design - Mattie Roi Berger

    Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

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    33 mins
  • Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review
    May 14 2026

    "Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."

    Transcript

    Patrons

    Mar 22-31

    Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski, Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e Pool

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

    Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

    Janice - Kayla Temshiv

    Fren - Erika Sanderson

    Rodney - TJ Berry

    Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

    Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

    Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

    Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

    Teddy - David Ault

    David - Chris Harris-Beechey

    Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

    Guide - Mike Fielding

    Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

    Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

    Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman

    Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

    Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

    Showruning - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen


    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

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    42 mins
  • Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night
    May 12 2026

    "Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?"

    Transcript:

    Patrons

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

    Mar 15-21

    Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

    Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

    Janice - Kayla Temshiv

    Fren - Erika Sanderson

    Rodney - TJ Berry

    Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

    Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

    Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

    Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

    Teddy - David Ault

    Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

    Research Assistant - Brandon Nguyen

    Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

    Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

    Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

    Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman

    Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

    Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

    Showruning - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

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    26 mins
  • Situationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement
    May 7 2026

    "Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!"

    Transcript:

    Patrons

    Mar 8-14

    Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

    Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

    Janice - Kayla Temshiv

    Fren - Erika Sanderson

    Rodney - TJ Berry

    Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

    Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

    Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

    Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

    Teddy - David Ault

    Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

    Announcement - Rebekah McLoughlin


    Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

    Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

    Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman

    Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

    Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

    Showruning - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

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    23 mins
  • Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
    Apr 30 2026

    "SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation."

    Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1

    Patrons

    Mar 1 - 7

    USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

    Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

    Janice - Kayla Temshiv

    Fren - Erika Sanderson

    Rodney - TJ Berry

    Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

    Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

    Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

    Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

    Jack - Brandon P Jenkins

    Scientist - Jesse Hall

    Unicorn - Giancarlo Herrera

    Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

    Researcher - Brandon Nguyen

    D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

    ButtGhost - Isaiah Rothstein

    Rodney's Mother - Elissa Park

    David - Chris Harris-Beechey

    Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

    Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

    Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman

    Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

    Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

    Showruning - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

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    26 mins
  • Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
    Apr 23 2026

    “He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.”

    Content Warnings: Intoxication.

    Transcript

    Patrons

    Patrons

    Feb 23-28

    Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera

    Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

    Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

    Janice - Kayla Temshiv

    Rodney - TJ Berry

    Fren - Erika Sanderson

    Burt and Kurt - Josh Rubino

    Burtkurt - Josh Rubino

    Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

    Teddy - David Ault

    Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins

    David - Chris Harris-Beechey

    Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

    Employee 1- Mattie Roi Berger

    Dr. Manfred - Hannah Schooner

    Reality TV Host - Bailey Wolfe

    D-Class - Mick Wheaton

    Scientist 1 - Daisy McNamara

    Dialogue Editor - Dana Creasman

    Director- Giancarlo Herrera

    Art - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Music- Mattie Roi Berger

    Sound Designer - Hannah Schooner

    Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

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    25 mins