In this, the one year anniversary celebration of Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse we learn by Mike isn't allowed in Tom's quarters anymore.

In this episode: balls deep in your own butt, foot powder mines, Mattressiverse, what should our mascot be?, measuring things in babies, anniversary trivia, apocalypse facts, TMASM knowledge quiz

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Darkening Developments by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Tom is very humble. Incredibly so.

Topics: Tom scared a little girl, artificial sweeteners, the gang receives a bullshit email, video game trivia, that Pac-Man sound, what if Donkey Kong were a Popeye game?, Ninten-doing It, Pride facts, can Mike and Amber identify console games by a vague description?, Queer Code Quiz

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Let it be known, as of this episode, TMASM is going monthly. It's hard saving the multiverse, we need a breather in between missions.

This episode's theme is time (and time travel)!

Topics include: The Amazing Bulk, what phobias do the gang have?, toilet snakes, competitive two-man sack racing, banana time, alternative calendars, Dr. Whogasm, older than bones, dinosaur bigots, nihilism is fun, slice your own damn bread!, how long should it take to make a sandwich?, breakfast cereal in milk = soup, what era in time should the gang visit?

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Today's themes are alcohol and the ocean!

In this episode: meet the alcohol wizard; man has blood alcohol level of 0.357; stealing the music teacher's shoes; What Drinks are Tom Mike and Amber?; alcohol trivia; hematite cock ring; the Grinch's change of heart probably hurt physically; outrageous French stereotypes; drunk in Parliament; Kinderbrau; Would You Rather: Ocean Edition; The Multibuddies invent the worst mixed drinks ever, including: Chugga-Chugga-Shoe-Shoe, The Daniel Boone Experience, The Nihilist Cowboy, Shark in a Kiddie Pool, Pamela Anderson's Swimming Pool

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We needed to take a production break, so here's a classic episode of Story Time with Tom and Mike, featuring Amber's first guest appearance on the show, back in March 2022.

Topics include: Dr. Who; how much do sex workers charge?; we find out which Super Smash Bros character we are; Mike Patton; porn (of course!); dicks... soooo many dicks

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It's the Easter/April Fool's episode! Topics include: Chubby Bunny; a visit from the Ether Bunny and the Drug Wizard; Meat Diamond the Clown; April Fool's trivia; energy equals mass times corn squared; directional dog pooping; Mail Crimes; what does the moon smell like?; Easter facts; Roll the Rock Away Saturday; Happy Peaster!; why doesn't Jesus like jellybeans?; best of the Darwin Awards; homemade bulletproof vests; modern day Schoolhouse Rock

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Amber tests Tom and Mike on their knowledge of tourist trap trivia, Mike shares some peanut lore, Tom asks Amber and Mike the question "Is It a Racehorse???", and they take the worst personality quiz of all time.

Topics Include: manskirts and manbags, artificial seasickness, prodigious proboscis, head genitals, buying chunks of Plymouth Rock and the Berlin Wall, Opps! All Spiders!, Pennsylvania Peanuts, how far can you throw a peanut?, peanut butter diamonds

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We're painting the facility this week, and we can't get to our recording area because the paint is still wet, so please enjoy these best of-clips from episodes 7 through 11!

Highlights include: vaginas look like chewed bubblegum; Mona Mona Lisa Lisa; what's a glove?; spooky dookie; fried whimsy; "Nice jeans, wanna procreate?"; poop socks; Womb of the Moom; Wiccapedia; Ham Whiz; death by metal horsecock; Hanksgiving, nice to fist you!

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