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The Absurd Files

The Absurd Files

By: Shepherd Company
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The Shepherd Company is releasing select case files in the interest of maintaining public awareness. New materials are published typically every other Friday, documenting paradoxical incidents under Milton's review.


Reality is a suggestion. Paperwork is binding.

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  • The Day My Family Forgot Me | The Absurd Files #005
    Jun 19 2026

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    Case File #005:

    Designation: On Whom the Demon Scrys

    Subject provides a firsthand account of a suspected anomalous event occurring within Harborwatch.

    Initial reports indicate unusual behavioral changes among immediate family members, persistent sensations of being observed, and apparent failures of personal recognition involving multiple individuals.

    The precise nature of the anomaly remains unknown.

    Advisory: Harborwatch residents should temporarily evacuate until further notice from the Shepherd Company.

    Further investigations underway.

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    New case files released Fridays at 12 PM PST.

    Department of Paradoxical Incidents
    Shepherd Company

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    43 mins
  • The Beautiful and Grand Carnival of Yock | The Absurd Files #004
    Apr 3 2026

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    Case File #004 :

    Entity organizes a carnival to lure in humans. Amphitheater event results in [REDACTED].

    Limited reports describe abnormal behavior among attendees prior to the event.

    Advisory: Avoid the town of Abberton and adjacent population centers.

    Further documentation pending review.

    New case files released typically every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.

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    39 mins
  • Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003
    Feb 20 2026

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    Case File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members.

    Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection.

    Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances.

    Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED]

    New case files released typically every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.

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    31 mins
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