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The Very First Podcast

The Very First Podcast

By: Lui Galvez and Adam Burton
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Two guys confidently answering questions they know nothing about.

Who was the first person to ever milk a cow? The first to ride a horse? The first to look at an egg and go, "yeah, I'm eating that"? You mail us the questions. We give you the answers — or at least the answers we've fully convinced ourselves are true.

The Very First Podcast is an improv comedy show wearing a lab coat and pretending to be educational. No Googling. No fact-checking. No shame. Just two hosts confidently inventing the origin of literally everything, powered entirely by listener-submitted "who did it first?" questions and whatever nonsense we claim to know.

Episodes are short, fast, and a little feral — 15 to 20 minutes of pure chaos that's been described as a fever dream you can subscribe to.

History has never been this wrong.

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Episodes
  • Weed

    Weed
    Jun 27 2026

    Who was the first person to ever smoke weed? Some caveman? A bored farmer? A goat that ate the wrong plant and a guy took notes? We don't know, and we didn't look it up. This week we hunt for patient zero of getting high with the confidence of two men who have absolutely no business answering the question.

    100% unverified. As always.

    Got a "who did it first?" question? Mail it in.
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    13 mins
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