A caller co-parents his daughter over a long distance, a caller is pushed out of their polyamorous relationship, a caller reigns supreme over the pizza shop, and we read viewer mail from someone who wants to delete their mother in-law.

A broken clock is right twice a day, unless it’s a digital clock that won’t turn on. Then it is never anything. I am a gecko.

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In this IRL episode I talked to people outside of a McDonalds and then got kicked out of the McDonalds and accidentally ended up at a pride parade. I talked to an aspiring pilot, a lady living out of her car, learned about why the moon landing was fake, and a lot of other fun stuff. I love going outside.

Speak now or forever hold your peace. I am a gecko.

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A caller breaks up a marriage and loses $500, a caller argues with their father over Hellen Keller, and a mailman finds himself in the middle of a fight between his girlfriend and his sister.

Time to volunteer at the hedgehog shelter. I am a gecko.

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A caller chats while coming down from his ketamine therapy session, a caller attempts to settle a local beef, a caller from Malaysia tries to get rich, and a final caller shares what a day in his life as a sign language interpreter is like.

There will be no bathroom breaks. I am a gecko.

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A Canadian truck driver opens up about how her ex’s porn addiction changed their life for the better, a caller navigates a high demand relationship, a caller shares why he likes to explore caves for fun, and a final caller measures trees in Alaska.

Poland is a nice country. I am a gecko.

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A golf artist shares how losing a testicle to cancer caused him survivor’s guilt, his unconventional childhood, and how he’s been able to raise 3 children of his own. It was a very good conversation. You should listen.

Make peace with your enemies. I am a gecko.

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In this IRL episode I talk to people on a sunny day in New York City about being held in prison without trial for 3 years, the life story of a man in his mid-50s, why a guy’s ice cream has melted, finding love later in life, and other things. It was a very fun episode.

Do not trust the staircase. I am gecko.

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A caller must decide between his stable life in the suburbs of Illinois or moving to Japan to be with his long distance girlfriend, and caller shares why his girlfriend cut his penis open with an X-ACTO knife.

That’s a lot of damage. I am a gecko.

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