Bev, Nigel and Danny talk technical gremlins, Steve Wright, 3D printing, the London Marathon Double, parkrun Malaysia doubling, legacies kept and The Nation's 5k. Bev does an arbitrary Thing, Nigel visits Southwark parkrun as a fully fledged WMNer and Danny wood like to tell you about his cracking time at Abbot's Wood parkrun in East Sussex.

It's got parkrun Monopoly sets, nerding about energy windmills, print matters, parkrun's 1-millionth event and Joe Wilkinson is one of us. Nicola gets all excited about stickers and Danny has the best vanilla day at Rothamsted Park parkrun in Harpenden, Herts.

A bunch of cults, sparkling pro bonos, chicken bellies and eldest pod listeners are just some of the subjects this week. Walsall Arboretum parkrun pay a lovely homage to Bev's 'volunteer nemesis' Mick Elwell, parkrun hits a million events, Joe Wicks is coming, someone does 'a Nicola', Nicola eats watered down soup and Danny gets wet and holey at Green Park parkrun in Reading.

It's a big one. Fnar. There's ashes, Explorers and geese. Nicola went to Blyth Links parkrun in Northumberland and enjoyed their beautiful beach whilst Danny was at a landmark Thing down in Morden parkrun, SW London, having a lengthy chat with Darren Wood post-1000th.

Danny and Nicola amongst other things pond-er German invites, parkurns, the new milestones (this especially), and Danny profiles two Netherlands events on Whit Monday weekend: Kralingse Bos parkrun in Rotterdam and Delftse Hout parkrun in Delft.

Nicola and Danny talk about Danny's lost record, bug splat surveys, 6-minute air rides, guarantee a Dolly mention, rat marshals, thank 'aql' for their text service, talk a little on that forthcoming 1000th parkrun, Nicola gets shouted at and Danny steals a child after celebrating a 500th milestone at Crystal Palace parkrun. NLF.

Unbeweevable! Sir David is 100, the Navigator Trend, St Helena travel and A12345678 are just a few of the topics this week. Bev and Nigel twitch at Clair parkrun in Haywards Heath whilst Dan Solo goes Voronoi filling at the lovely St Matthew's Field parkrun in Bridgwater, Somerset.

Friends? Pens! This week there's feathery pasta, the second most remote parkrun in the World, batcodes, Nicola tests out variable marshal gratitudes and then cuts it tight for her long run at Myrtle parkrun in Bingley, whilst Danny 'turns around' and gets Huggy at Beccles Quay parkrun in Suffolk. Woop woop!