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It’s the end of the world as they know it, and no one feels fine. But even among a completely transformed Beandom, the heroes find a tiny glimmer of hope. Scattering across the Beandom, our heroes search for their final McGuffin for a chance to bring back the fallen and restore the natural order. The new inhabitants of the Beandom, however, have no intention of leaving, and there are other dark forces who want to turn this power over life into an instrument of death. Join our heroes for a final time to see if there is truly such a thing as a happily ever after.

Can you teach an old villain new tricks? In an attempt to rebrand himself, ELM attends a Villain’s Anonymous meeting and learns about a way he can do some good. Desperate to leave his mark, he accepts the quest of finding Leftbeard’s Treasure–a collection of stolen left socks from across the Beandom.

The name’s Jett Turner and my writing about Acuña Cartel head Tito “El Tigre” Calderón has turned my day to day into a circus of the unbelievable. This past week has seen me painted by animal activists, forced to play houseguest to the DEA, have dead guinea pigs thrown at me, and witness a live retelling of Daniel in the Lion’s Den that went wrong for everybody but the lions. Toss in my being haunted by a call girl, pursued by a femme fatale with ulterior motives, a Witch Doctor of a housekeeper, Teddy Ruxpin porn, a popcorn serving hairless chimp, and you get an idea of what I’m up against.

One wizard. One competition. One spectacularly bad feeling about all of it. If there’s one wizard Jackdaw can’t stand, it’s Merlin. So when a letter arrives from the most legendary mage of all time, he prepares for the worst. Instead, he gets an opportunity. Jackdaw has been chosen to host the annual Battle of the Bards, a high-profile magical competition that could finally secure his reputation as one of the Beandom’s premier prognosticators. All he has to do is keep things running smoothly, impress Merlin, and not embarrass himself in front of a crowd of dangerously talented musicians.

"Ark Ship: Colony" is the second book in the Ark Ship Trilogy. Calliope Holly, Matt, and their friends navigate the aftermath of a tragic accident. They delve deeper into the mysterious ship, uncovering disturbing truths about its occupants and the changes it has wrought on their friends and the local authorities. Filled with suspense, exploration, and the struggle to uncover the truth about the ship. A thrilling mix of adventure, horror, and mystery, as the close-knit friends strive to understand and survive.

The name’s Jett Turner and my early retirement to a lake on the Texas–Mexico border was supposed to be fun and easy going. It didn’t involve me writing up the twisted exploits of the head of the Acuña Cartel, reporting such to the DEA, or watching pandas blow up, people being fed to tigers, or learning about the bodily functions of the tortured.

In this emotionally charged narrative, listeners are immersed in the journey of a nomadic cowboy haunted by the tragic events that shattered his family. As he crosses paths with a young girl fleeing her own demons, their unexpected encounter becomes a catalyst for redemption and self-discovery.

Calliope, Holly loved her life. Working at her family business, her boyfriend, maybe marriage? And her best friend. Everything was great. Her future was bright, A tight-knit community of friends and family. Everything is about to change when she rescues a lost hiker. Where she finds him is about to change her world, maybe everyone's. Uncover the dark secrets of "Arkship: Found" — a sci-fi horror tale of explorers discovering a massive, ancient spaceship buried beneath a mountain.

Grimblewaith has risen through the ranks of the Beandom Highway Patrol, and when his boss asks to see him, he hopes it’s for a promotion. Instead, he is tasked with saving an old friend, now forced to lead the notorious Mafaea family. But to infiltrate the Mafaea ranks and rescue his friend, he must become faekind, a feat that only a phoenix could help him accomplish. When the phoenix proves a finicky negotiator, Grimblewaith must search the Beandom for something to bring the phoenix to his side.

Some fifty thousand years ago, a race of extraterrestrials visited Earth. In their quest to seed the cosmos with sentience, alien scientists created the first modern humans by altering Homo sapiens’ DNA. However, the alien race’s noble intentions were derailed by greed and power lust, leading to the birth of a galactic slave trade and a war that spanned multiple worlds. In the midst of this chaos, a miscalculation by Domhanian scientists produced a vicious race of giant humans known as the Nefilim.