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Pour Choices Show

Pour Choices Show

By: David & Chris
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Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.

We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.

Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.

Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.

Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

© 2026 Pour Choices Show
Episodes
  • #124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE

    #124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE
    Jun 24 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is both insulting and somehow still better marketing than anything we planned.

    We kick things off with David explaining that strangers are sending event photos, live-show compliments, and general confusion to our Facebook and Instagram pages because apparently “Pour Choices” is now a multiverse. One person thought we were a paint-and-wine event. Another thought we were a band. Honestly, both sound more financially stable.

    From there, things get stupid immediately.

    David tests Chris with a viral duck-in-sandals yes-or-no question, before the two attempt to solve one of life’s most important monster hypotheticals: if a vampire and a zombie bite each other at the exact same time, who turns into what?

    Then Chris, an actual soccer fan, tries to teach David, a man who would rather read a printer manual than care about soccer, some World Cup history and trivia. It goes about as well as expected.

    We also get into:

    • David building the official PourChoicesShow.com website in two days
    • Guessing movies from only the “ING” in the title
    • Ruining movies by adding one word
    • Whether the new Nintendo Switch is worth it when GTA 6 exists
    • A head-to-head battle between Humpty Dumpty Reggae and Humpty Dumpty EDM
    • Debating the greatest all-time QB/WR duos
    • A $45 million challenge where you can’t sleep in the same place longer than a week
    • A tragic bungee-jumping story out of Brazil
    • And the absolutely unhinged history of Operation Blue Peacock

    We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about server red flags, weird body questions, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History.

    It’s sports trivia, dumb hypotheticals, monster logic, internet confusion, AI music, and two grown men treating Humpty Dumpty remixes like a Grammy category.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird trivia, ridiculous games, and conversations that go from World Cup facts to nuclear chicken conspiracies in under an hour… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE OTHER POUR CHOICES TAKES OUR FANS 👇

    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    02:23 – PEOPLE THINK WE’RE A DIFFERENT POUR CHOICES
    05:22 – THE DUCK IN SANDALS POLL
    05:48 – VAMPIRE VS ZOMBIE BITE HYPOTHETICAL
    08:45 – WHAT FOOD ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
    11:10 – WORLD CUP HISTORY & TRIVIA
    16:21 – DAVID BUILT POURCHOICESSHOW.COM
    23:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE “ING”
    29:51 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD
    35:50 – NEW NINTENDO SWITCH, STARFOX, OCARINA OF TIME & GTA 6
    39:57 – HUMPTY DUMPTY: REGGAE VS EDM
    44:53 – BEST ALL-TIME QB/WR DUOS
    47:30 – $45 MILLION BUT YOU CAN’T SLEEP IN THE SAME PLACE LONGER THAN A WEEK
    51:28 – BUNGEE JUMPING IN BRAZIL
    52:52 – OPERATION BLUE PEACOCK
    56:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    58:03 – ASK REDDIT: SERVER RED FLAGS FOR BAD TIPS
    1:03:09 – ASK REDDIT: FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF MORNING WOOD
    1:10:22 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:12:20 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
    1:14:10 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • #123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS!

    #123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS!
    Jun 17 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online putter scam, debate whether Shrek or Ice Age is the superior animated movie, and discover that society has quietly accepted an alarming number of rules that feel like they were written during a gas leak.

    We kick things off with an important linguistic question: if someone communicates through sign language and is missing a finger, is that the equivalent of speaking with an accent?

    From there, Chris and David immediately get into a heated argument over which animated classic is better: Shrek or Ice Age. Chris makes the objectively questionable decision to defend Ice Age, while David attempts to restore order to society.

    Then the investigation begins.

    After Chris fell victim to an online Scotty Cameron putter scam, David digs into the Facebook profile and associated phone number with the help of AI, assembling a full dossier of findings. The missing putter may be gone forever, but the unnecessarily detailed detective work lives on.

    Things somehow become even more aggravating when Chris tries to schedule a routine oil change at Toyota and is told the earliest available appointment is more than two weeks away. This sends David into a full PTSD flashback involving VA appointment scheduling and inspires a complete rundown of the tiny inconveniences that make daily life unbearable.

    We also get into:

    • Absurd markups from home-repair companies
    • The psychological warfare of tangled extension cords and Christmas lights
    • Toilet-paper math that claims 24 rolls somehow equals 96
    • A trivia game where knowing the correct answer is useless because only second place counts
    • A breakdown of the Netflix series Nemesis
    • A “This Old Man” trap remix nobody requested
    • And a draft of the greatest Ludacris lyrics ever written

    We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about things that feel legal but could actually get you arrested, plus sentences people heard once and never forgot.

    It’s scams, strange laws, random trivia, animated-movie arguments, and two grown men allowing minor inconveniences to ruin their emotional stability in real time.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop-culture debates, petty grievances, and questions nobody else is brave or stupid enough to ask… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE TOYOTA FINALLY HAS AN OPEN APPOINTMENT 👇

    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    2:47 – DOES MISSING A FINGER GIVE YOU A SIGN-LANGUAGE ACCENT?
    7:07 – SHREK VS ICE AGE
    7:59 – TAYLOR SWIFT, TOY STORY & THE NEW SPIELBERG MOVIE
    10:31 – THE PUTTER SAGA CONCLUSION
    14:59 – CHRIS’S GRIPE WITH TOYOTA
    19:12 – DAVID’S LIST OF EXTREME ANNOYANCES
    29:36 – THE CUBAN EARTHQUAKE CRISIS
    34:35 – SECOND PLACE TRIVIA
    47:24 – NETFLIX’S NEMESIS
    49:22 – “THIS OLD MAN” TRAP REMIX
    57:16 – THE LUDACRIS LYRIC DRAFT
    1:03:54 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:13:21 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT FEELS LEGAL BUT IS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL?
    1:19:19 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT SENTENCE STAYED WITH YOU FOREVER?
    1:26:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:30:15 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
    1:32:16 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • #122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS

    #122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS
    Jun 10 2026
    How’s Our Driving?🚨MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, abandoned golf courses, bizarre time-capsule realizations, and the continued collapse of Chris’s missing putter investigation. We kick things off with a story about a friendly neighborhood cat that suddenly appeared on missing posters, while David casually reveals that his neighbors had an alligator wandering through their yard. Because apparently Florida suburbs are just nature documentaries with property taxes.From there, things immediately get uncomfortable.We reminisce about the National Geographic magazines everyone somehow remembers from elementary school, ask what an audience would scream at the screen if our lives were movies, and debate the logistics of holding a funeral when only one arm is recovered at sea. Naturally, that leads to time capsules. David realizes the time capsule his fifth-grade class buried in 2000 was probably dug up almost immediately when the school was demolished, which raises another important question: what exactly qualifies someone as a time-capsule expert? Then Chris gives the latest update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga. The investigation is mostly dead, hope is fading, and he has responded to this defeat in the most financially responsible way possible: buying a brand-new custom putter.Things only get more chaotic from there:• Why eBay auctions are basically NBA playoff games• The absurdity of reserve prices• A complete list of every expert we’ve said we need to bring onto the podcast• A compilation proving that adding “na na na” to a song makes it a banger• Guessing sports-team cities from their nicknames• An “If You’re Happy and You Know It” trap remix• The Lil Wayne Lyric Draft• A deeply unnecessary parody of a Five Gum commercial• Games that make us wish we were 10 again We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what makes people feel fancy and the one song you would use to prove you have good taste in music.It’s neighborhood wildlife, internet nonsense, nostalgic debates, dumb games, and two grown men asking questions no reputable expert would willingly answer. So, if you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird hypotheticals, pop-culture arguments, parody commercials, and conversations that go from alligator sightings to Lil Wayne lyrics without warning… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE NEED TO GET A TIME-CAPSULE EXPERT ON 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 4:02 – MISSING CATS & SUBURBAN ALLIGATORS 7:24 – NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE MEMORIES 8:59 – WHAT WOULD THE AUDIENCE YELL AT YOUR LIFE MOVIE? 10:24 – THE ONE-ARM CASKET QUESTION 11:32 – THE LOST FIFTH-GRADE TIME CAPSULE 14:37 – THE MISSING PUTTER INVESTIGATION IS MOSTLY DEAD 16:56 – EBAY AUCTIONS ARE NBA PLAYOFF GAMES 20:32 – OUR EVER-GROWING GUEST LIST 27:38 – THE ABANDONED GOLF COURSE LEGAL BATTLE 29:45 – WHY DO LANDLORDS LEAVE BUILDINGS EMPTY? 30:57 – THE “NA NA NA” BANGER COMPILATION 33:37 – GUESS THE SPORTS-TEAM CITY FROM ITS NICKNAME 37:27 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 40:06 – “IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT” TRAP REMIX 43:35 – THE LIL WAYNE LYRIC DRAFT 51:07 – THE FIVE GUM PARODY COMMERCIAL 53:43 – DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE DAMAGE & SURPRISE GLASSES 57:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD 1:02:05 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? 1:07:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:08:39 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL FANCY? 1:13:14 – ASK REDDIT: ONE SONG TO PROVE YOU HAVE GOOD MUSIC TASTE 1:16:55 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:18:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:19:32 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #MovieTrivia #MusicDraft #LilWayne #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife #NostalgiaSupport the show
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    1 hr and 26 mins
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