Episodes

  • #124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE
    Jun 24 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is both insulting and somehow still better marketing than anything we planned.

    We kick things off with David explaining that strangers are sending event photos, live-show compliments, and general confusion to our Facebook and Instagram pages because apparently “Pour Choices” is now a multiverse. One person thought we were a paint-and-wine event. Another thought we were a band. Honestly, both sound more financially stable.

    From there, things get stupid immediately.

    David tests Chris with a viral duck-in-sandals yes-or-no question, before the two attempt to solve one of life’s most important monster hypotheticals: if a vampire and a zombie bite each other at the exact same time, who turns into what?

    Then Chris, an actual soccer fan, tries to teach David, a man who would rather read a printer manual than care about soccer, some World Cup history and trivia. It goes about as well as expected.

    We also get into:

    • David building the official PourChoicesShow.com website in two days
    • Guessing movies from only the “ING” in the title
    • Ruining movies by adding one word
    • Whether the new Nintendo Switch is worth it when GTA 6 exists
    • A head-to-head battle between Humpty Dumpty Reggae and Humpty Dumpty EDM
    • Debating the greatest all-time QB/WR duos
    • A $45 million challenge where you can’t sleep in the same place longer than a week
    • A tragic bungee-jumping story out of Brazil
    • And the absolutely unhinged history of Operation Blue Peacock

    We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about server red flags, weird body questions, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History.

    It’s sports trivia, dumb hypotheticals, monster logic, internet confusion, AI music, and two grown men treating Humpty Dumpty remixes like a Grammy category.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird trivia, ridiculous games, and conversations that go from World Cup facts to nuclear chicken conspiracies in under an hour… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE OTHER POUR CHOICES TAKES OUR FANS 👇

    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    02:23 – PEOPLE THINK WE’RE A DIFFERENT POUR CHOICES
    05:22 – THE DUCK IN SANDALS POLL
    05:48 – VAMPIRE VS ZOMBIE BITE HYPOTHETICAL
    08:45 – WHAT FOOD ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
    11:10 – WORLD CUP HISTORY & TRIVIA
    16:21 – DAVID BUILT POURCHOICESSHOW.COM
    23:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE “ING”
    29:51 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD
    35:50 – NEW NINTENDO SWITCH, STARFOX, OCARINA OF TIME & GTA 6
    39:57 – HUMPTY DUMPTY: REGGAE VS EDM
    44:53 – BEST ALL-TIME QB/WR DUOS
    47:30 – $45 MILLION BUT YOU CAN’T SLEEP IN THE SAME PLACE LONGER THAN A WEEK
    51:28 – BUNGEE JUMPING IN BRAZIL
    52:52 – OPERATION BLUE PEACOCK
    56:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    58:03 – ASK REDDIT: SERVER RED FLAGS FOR BAD TIPS
    1:03:09 – ASK REDDIT: FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF MORNING WOOD
    1:10:22 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:12:20 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
    1:14:10 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • #123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS!
    Jun 17 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online putter scam, debate whether Shrek or Ice Age is the superior animated movie, and discover that society has quietly accepted an alarming number of rules that feel like they were written during a gas leak.

    We kick things off with an important linguistic question: if someone communicates through sign language and is missing a finger, is that the equivalent of speaking with an accent?

    From there, Chris and David immediately get into a heated argument over which animated classic is better: Shrek or Ice Age. Chris makes the objectively questionable decision to defend Ice Age, while David attempts to restore order to society.

    Then the investigation begins.

    After Chris fell victim to an online Scotty Cameron putter scam, David digs into the Facebook profile and associated phone number with the help of AI, assembling a full dossier of findings. The missing putter may be gone forever, but the unnecessarily detailed detective work lives on.

    Things somehow become even more aggravating when Chris tries to schedule a routine oil change at Toyota and is told the earliest available appointment is more than two weeks away. This sends David into a full PTSD flashback involving VA appointment scheduling and inspires a complete rundown of the tiny inconveniences that make daily life unbearable.

    We also get into:

    • Absurd markups from home-repair companies
    • The psychological warfare of tangled extension cords and Christmas lights
    • Toilet-paper math that claims 24 rolls somehow equals 96
    • A trivia game where knowing the correct answer is useless because only second place counts
    • A breakdown of the Netflix series Nemesis
    • A “This Old Man” trap remix nobody requested
    • And a draft of the greatest Ludacris lyrics ever written

    We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about things that feel legal but could actually get you arrested, plus sentences people heard once and never forgot.

    It’s scams, strange laws, random trivia, animated-movie arguments, and two grown men allowing minor inconveniences to ruin their emotional stability in real time.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop-culture debates, petty grievances, and questions nobody else is brave or stupid enough to ask… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE TOYOTA FINALLY HAS AN OPEN APPOINTMENT 👇

    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    2:47 – DOES MISSING A FINGER GIVE YOU A SIGN-LANGUAGE ACCENT?
    7:07 – SHREK VS ICE AGE
    7:59 – TAYLOR SWIFT, TOY STORY & THE NEW SPIELBERG MOVIE
    10:31 – THE PUTTER SAGA CONCLUSION
    14:59 – CHRIS’S GRIPE WITH TOYOTA
    19:12 – DAVID’S LIST OF EXTREME ANNOYANCES
    29:36 – THE CUBAN EARTHQUAKE CRISIS
    34:35 – SECOND PLACE TRIVIA
    47:24 – NETFLIX’S NEMESIS
    49:22 – “THIS OLD MAN” TRAP REMIX
    57:16 – THE LUDACRIS LYRIC DRAFT
    1:03:54 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:13:21 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT FEELS LEGAL BUT IS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL?
    1:19:19 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT SENTENCE STAYED WITH YOU FOREVER?
    1:26:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:30:15 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
    1:32:16 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • #122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS
    Jun 10 2026
    How’s Our Driving?🚨MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, abandoned golf courses, bizarre time-capsule realizations, and the continued collapse of Chris’s missing putter investigation. We kick things off with a story about a friendly neighborhood cat that suddenly appeared on missing posters, while David casually reveals that his neighbors had an alligator wandering through their yard. Because apparently Florida suburbs are just nature documentaries with property taxes.From there, things immediately get uncomfortable.We reminisce about the National Geographic magazines everyone somehow remembers from elementary school, ask what an audience would scream at the screen if our lives were movies, and debate the logistics of holding a funeral when only one arm is recovered at sea. Naturally, that leads to time capsules. David realizes the time capsule his fifth-grade class buried in 2000 was probably dug up almost immediately when the school was demolished, which raises another important question: what exactly qualifies someone as a time-capsule expert? Then Chris gives the latest update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga. The investigation is mostly dead, hope is fading, and he has responded to this defeat in the most financially responsible way possible: buying a brand-new custom putter.Things only get more chaotic from there:• Why eBay auctions are basically NBA playoff games• The absurdity of reserve prices• A complete list of every expert we’ve said we need to bring onto the podcast• A compilation proving that adding “na na na” to a song makes it a banger• Guessing sports-team cities from their nicknames• An “If You’re Happy and You Know It” trap remix• The Lil Wayne Lyric Draft• A deeply unnecessary parody of a Five Gum commercial• Games that make us wish we were 10 again We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what makes people feel fancy and the one song you would use to prove you have good taste in music.It’s neighborhood wildlife, internet nonsense, nostalgic debates, dumb games, and two grown men asking questions no reputable expert would willingly answer. So, if you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird hypotheticals, pop-culture arguments, parody commercials, and conversations that go from alligator sightings to Lil Wayne lyrics without warning… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE NEED TO GET A TIME-CAPSULE EXPERT ON 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 4:02 – MISSING CATS & SUBURBAN ALLIGATORS 7:24 – NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE MEMORIES 8:59 – WHAT WOULD THE AUDIENCE YELL AT YOUR LIFE MOVIE? 10:24 – THE ONE-ARM CASKET QUESTION 11:32 – THE LOST FIFTH-GRADE TIME CAPSULE 14:37 – THE MISSING PUTTER INVESTIGATION IS MOSTLY DEAD 16:56 – EBAY AUCTIONS ARE NBA PLAYOFF GAMES 20:32 – OUR EVER-GROWING GUEST LIST 27:38 – THE ABANDONED GOLF COURSE LEGAL BATTLE 29:45 – WHY DO LANDLORDS LEAVE BUILDINGS EMPTY? 30:57 – THE “NA NA NA” BANGER COMPILATION 33:37 – GUESS THE SPORTS-TEAM CITY FROM ITS NICKNAME 37:27 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 40:06 – “IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT” TRAP REMIX 43:35 – THE LIL WAYNE LYRIC DRAFT 51:07 – THE FIVE GUM PARODY COMMERCIAL 53:43 – DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE DAMAGE & SURPRISE GLASSES 57:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD 1:02:05 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? 1:07:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:08:39 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL FANCY? 1:13:14 – ASK REDDIT: ONE SONG TO PROVE YOU HAVE GOOD MUSIC TASTE 1:16:55 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:18:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:19:32 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #MovieTrivia #MusicDraft #LilWayne #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife #NostalgiaSupport the show
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • #121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING
    Jun 3 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft.

    We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets us into trouble: would you rather be a Democrat or a woman? Then David follows it up with a joke about pandas that somehow manages to offend multiple demographics simultaneously. Strong start.

    From there, things only get more ridiculous.

    Chris gives an update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga, proving once again that the internet remains undefeated when it comes to separating people from their money. We also discuss how the placement of a single italicized word can completely change the meaning of a sentence, which is probably the most educational thing that happens all episode.

    Then we go down the rabbit hole:

    • Why jetpacks still aren’t everywhere
    • Whether you can "price match" your way out of a felony
    • If sitting judges can still practice law
    • Why Quora never answers the question you actually clicked on

    Naturally, we also squeeze in some completely normal activities like:

    • Guessing Adam Sandler movies from his face
    • A Three Blind Mice trap remix nobody asked for
    • Building the ultimate all-time NFL team from random franchises
    • And the most important sports question of all: if every NFL team became its mascot and went to war, who wins?

    We wrap it up with unbelievable facts, everyday bits people use in conversation, and a paper-folding fact that makes exponential growth feel like black magic with office supplies.

    It’s sports, weird legal questions, internet scams, random trivia, and two grown men treating ridiculous hypotheticals with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, sports debates, bizarre facts, and conversations that go from jetpacks to felony loopholes in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE TITANS DEFEAT THE JETS 👇

    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    03:33 – WHY DO THEY CALL IT “CHEATING”?
    06:57 – WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DEMOCRAT OR A WOMAN?
    10:23 – WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING A PANDA?
    11:25 – GUESS THE COWORKER’S NAME
    14:17 – THE MISSING PUTTER UPDATE
    24:54 – THE IMPORTANCE OF ITALICIZED WORD PLACEMENT
    27:27 – WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HAVE JETPACKS?
    34:53 – CAN YOU PRICE MATCH GRAND THEFT?
    38:52 – CAN A SITTING JUDGE PRACTICE LAW?
    40:50 – WHY QUORA IS USELESS
    44:51 – THREE BLIND MICE TRAP REMIX
    47:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER
    52:53 – BUILD THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME NFL TEAM
    59:31 – NFL MASCOT BATTLE ROYALE
    1:03:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:06:15 – ASK REDDIT: UNBELIEVABLE FACTS
    1:11:02 – FOLDING PAPER TO THE MOON
    1:12:02 – ASK REDDIT: BITS YOU USE IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION
    1:16:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:20:04 – OUTRO


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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • #120 DOUBLE D'S GET DEGREES
    May 27 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically.

    We kick things off by asking Joe what he’d do with a completely free 120 minutes, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about his new ducks… which apparently don’t quack so much as bark like tiny feathery intruders.

    Then things get aggressively stupid.

    David confidently tries tying the significance of Episode 120 to Noah living 120 years… only to discover Noah allegedly lived to almost 950 and it was Moses who hit 120. Which somehow makes this podcast feel less educational than originally intended.

    From there, we tackle the important questions:
    • Why were TURTLES chosen to be ninjas?
    • What animal has the longest tongue?
    • If you mix vanilla and chocolate soft serve, do both flavors survive?
    • And if pancake batter goes into a waffle maker… what exactly comes out?

    Naturally, this leads into complete chaos.

    We debate the single app you’d keep forever, blind-rank various “11s,” and eventually Chris joins the show to reveal he got scammed AGAIN… this time by dropping off his $500 Scotty Cameron putter on a random persons porch that he thought was a refinishing company, only to realize it was basically sent into the void.

    Then the internet nonsense begins:
    • “I LOVE YOU” trap remix
    • Ruining famous movies by adding one word
    • Guessing movies in 10 words or less
    • AskReddit questions about outdated problems younger people never experienced
    • Adult responsibilities everyone is secretly improvising
    • And what an “OK, Boomer” digital assistant would actually say

    It’s nostalgia, dumb debates, scams, movie games, and three grown men confidently analyzing things nobody should ever overthink.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, internet humor, and conversations that somehow go from ducks to biblical history in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE SEAGULLS SHOW UP 👇


    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    0:32 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FREE 120 MINUTES?
    4:37 – IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK
    7:32 – MOSES’ ARK
    10:24 – THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
    12:09 – WHY DID THEY PICK TURTLES TO BE NINJAS?
    13:09 – HOW MANY SEAGULLS BEFORE YOU’RE SUSPICIOUS?
    14:36 – WHAT’S IN YOUR LIFE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP?
    16:56 – DOES CHOCOLATE/VANILLA SWIRL ACTUALLY WORK?
    18:30 – PANCAKES VS WAFFLES IDENTITY CRISIS
    20:20 – ONE APP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
    25:56 – BLIND RANK 11’S
    32:06 – WELCOMING BACK OUR COHOST
    34:05 – CHRIS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN
    45:33 – ­“I LOVE YOU” TRAP REMIX
    50:57 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD
    56:51 – GUESS THE MOVIE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS
    1:01:45 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT: PROBLEMS YOUNGER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND
    1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT: ADULT THINGS YOU’RE STILL WINGING
    1:17:35 – ASK REDDIT: “OK, BOOMER” DIGITAL ASSISTANT
    1:19:48 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:21:51 – OUTRO


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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • #119 BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
    May 20 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time.

    We start simple enough:
    Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet?
    Did the chicken or the egg come first?
    Do morticians remove braces before burial?

    Then things get weird fast.

    Chris asks David which eye is dominant, leading to the realization that apparently your body can just freelance different settings whenever it wants. We also debate what single gene we’d change about ourselves before immediately derailing into dating profile Mad Libs and a logic puzzle involving water buckets that somehow turns into a full IQ test.

    Then the episode descends beautifully into chaos:

    • Rugrats trivia that exposes our aging brains
    • Chris taking a food safety certification test like he’s applying to the FBI
    • David’s dad accidentally drinking a THC cream soda while babysitting
    • A “Down By The Bay” trap remix that absolutely should not exist
    • A horrifying realization that the winner of a global fight tournament would only need 33 wins to become world champion

    Then we hit the science segment… and humanity starts feeling very small.

    We talk about:
    • Sharks that can live for centuries
    • Lobsters that basically refuse to die
    • Salamanders that weaponize their own ribs
    • Ticks that can make you allergic to meat
    • How we know more about the moon than our own oceans

    And somehow, despite all that nightmare fuel, we still end up discussing unnecessary Harry Potter lore we’d post if we hijacked JK Rowling’s Twitter account for a day.

    It’s science, chaos, nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, and the kind of random knowledge that permanently changes the way you look at sharks, oceans, and cream soda.

    If you like comedy podcasts with bizarre facts, ridiculous conversations, pop culture debates, and enough useless knowledge to ruin family dinners… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A TICK MAKES YOU ALLERGIC TO BACON 👇


    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    3:48 – WHY AREN’T JETPACKS EVERYWHERE?
    7:47 – THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
    8:22 – DO PEOPLE GET BURIED WITH BRACES?
    10:20 – EYE DOMINANCE CONFUSION
    13:26 – WHAT GENE WOULD YOU CHANGE?
    15:39 – DATING PROFILE MAD LIBS
    20:36 – THE 5 GALLON / 3 GALLON WATER PROBLEM
    25:04 – RUGRATS TRIVIA
    31:54 – PROCTORED FOOD SAFETY TEST
    39:12 – WOODSTOCK ‘69
    50:31 – “DOWN BY THE BAY” TRAP REMIX
    53:06 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK
    54:41 – ONLY 33 FIGHTS TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION?
    56:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:01:09 – ASK REDDIT: SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES THAT SOUND FAKE
    1:10:25 – ASK REDDIT: JK ROWLING TWITTER LORE
    1:17:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:20:16 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
    1:22:20 – OUTRO


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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • #118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!
    May 13 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare.

    We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked about Nickelodeon history:
    Why does Gerald from Hey Arnold! wear the number 33?
    This quickly spirals into dark theories about the show, real or fake episodes, trivia, and the realization that we may have spent way too much time thinking about a football-headed cartoon kid.

    Then things get existential.

    We tackle the viral Red vs Blue Button scenario:
    Press Blue and everyone survives… but only if enough people trust each other.
    Press Red and you’re guaranteed safety… while potentially dooming everyone else.

    Naturally, we spend way too long exposing what kind of terrible people we probably are.

    From there, the episode completely derails:

    • Spirit Airlines apparently abandoning customers like a side quest NPC
    • Matching animals to their lifespans and realizing some creatures live WAY too long
    • Chris trying to determine when people officially stop “growing up”
    • A horrifyingly catchy Ring Around the Rosie trap remix
    • David watching Inside Out for the first time and getting emotionally assaulted by a Pixar movie

    Then we draft the most important household items ever invented in The Junk Drawer Draft, which becomes way more competitive than it should.

    We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about how you’d empty a trillion-dollar bank account in a month and the universally awkward experience of discovering adulthood in real time.

    It’s childhood nostalgia, moral philosophy, dumb drafts, bizarre trivia, and two grown men overanalyzing cartoons and human behavior like it’s a college thesis.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, conspiracy theories, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from Hey Arnold to existential dread in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PRESSES THE RED BUTTON 👇


    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    1:47 – WHY DOES GERALD WEAR “33”?
    3:05 – WHAT’S BIG, BROWN & MADE OF CONCRETE?
    4:34 – THE RED & BLUE BUTTON DILEMMA
    10:14 – WHEN DO YOU STOP “GROWING UP”?
    15:23 – SPIRIT AIRLINES
    17:15 – DARK HEY ARNOLD CONSPIRACY THEORY
    23:54 – REAL OR FAKE: HEY ARNOLD EPISODES
    27:12 – “HEY ARNOLD” TRIVIA
    33:10 – “RING AROUND THE ROSIE” TRAP REMIX
    35:46 – MATCH THE ANIMAL TO THE LIFESPAN
    40:25 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
    45:28 – THE JUNK DRAWER DRAFT
    52:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    56:41 – ASK REDDIT: EMPTYING A TRILLION-DOLLAR BANK ACCOUNT
    1:04:48 – ASK REDDIT: FIRST B***JOB EXPERIENCE
    1:11:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:11:54 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
    1:13:22 – OUTRO


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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • #117 CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER
    May 6 2026

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can literally control ants like a horror movie written by nature itself.

    We kick things off with everyday questions that somehow spiral into existential confusion:
    • Why is it called cargo on a ship but a shipment in a car?
    • How did the first person who invented a clock even know what time it was?
    • If you could automate one part of your life, what are you never doing again?

    Then things get weird.

    Chris unlocks deep nostalgia by calling someone a “cheater cheater pumpkin eater,” while also casually admitting he watched an employee cheat on a manager test like that’s normal leadership behavior. Meanwhile, one of his plants is now in a full 3-week quarantine because it’s infested with spider mites… because apparently plants can have lockdowns too.

    Then we get into the stuff you weren’t ready for:
    • The real-life cordyceps fungus that turns ants into zombies
    • Why vinyl records somehow make less sense the more you think about them
    • A full breakdown of the most venomous animals in the world

    We also somehow cover:
    • Wizard of Oz trivia (you’re welcome, Aunt Su)
    • Guessing movie characters from concept art
    • Building the perfect athlete using traits from anyone ever

    And just when it couldn’t get more ridiculous… we tell the story of a man who laughed so hard at a missed NFL field goal that it triggered a seizure… which led to doctors discovering a brain tumor that ended up saving his life.

    We wrap it up with Would You Rather, This Week’s Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about universally loved foods people secretly hate and the pettiest breakup lines imaginable.

    If you like comedy podcasts with wild trivia, bizarre science, ridiculous hypotheticals, conversations that go from zombie ants to vinyl records in five minutes, and two guys confidently explaining things they absolutely should’ve Googled first … you’re in the right place.


    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    4:16 – AUTOMATING YOUR LIFE
    5:45 – CARGO VS SHIPMENT
    6:47 – “CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER”
    7:48 – HOW DID WE INVENT TIME?
    8:50 – VINYL RECORDS MAKE NO SENSE
    12:25 – SPIDER MITES
    16:31 – CORDYCEPS
    19:56 – SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
    22:06 – IS DEXTERITY WEIRD?
    25:13 – LEAN WIT IT, ROCK WIT IT
    28:11 – WIZARD OF OZ TRIVIA
    35:47 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART
    41:27 – TOY STORY HOT TAKE
    46:23 – THE MOST VENOMOUS ANIMALS
    51:58 – “FRÈRE JACQUES” TRAP REMIX
    54:27 – BUILD THE PERFECT ATHLETE
    1:02:43 – LIFESAVING MISSED FIELD GOAL
    1:05:37 – WOULD YOU RATHER
    1:08:55 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:10:38 – ASK REDDIT: FOODS PEOPLE HATE
    1:14:29 – ASK REDDIT: BREAK-UP LINES
    1:20:23 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:22:13 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
    1:23:29 – OUTRO

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