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This Erotic Timeline

This Erotic Timeline

By: Amalia Scott Jančič
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This Erotic Timeline is a weekly podcast for people who have started to suspect that the timeline they were handed is costing them something they can't always name yet. This podcast is about time. Not the kind you can measure, but the kind that moves through your body whether you cooperate with it or not.

Hosted by Amalia — astrologer, counselor, coach, committed hopeful disciple of the impossible— each episode does two things: it covers the week's astrology with the mythological depth it deserves, then descends into history, grief, embodiment, and whatever that week is actually asking for. We've traced how Caesar stole the lunar calendar, what New Orleans' mud and maroon communities know about the future, and what Venus looked like before the patriarchy took her teeth.

The premise tries to stay simple. The implications get really big. Because it turns out: there is a timeline made of clocks and conquest. And there is a timeline your body has been keeping all along. This show is a slow spiral back into the one your body never forgot.

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Episodes
  • e13 A Clock in Every Cell: Circadian Biology, Fascist Clocks, and the Timekeeping That Predates Empire
    Jul 13 2026

    This week's sky is tectonic and tender — a Cancer New Moon conjunct Mercury retrograde, a rare outer planet harmony between Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Jupiter, and an invitation to sink into what the body already knows. The astrology section moves through Ubuntu philosophy, the cost of self-protection, and what it actually means that a person is a person through other persons.

    The descent finally gets precise about the body's clock. Inside your hypothalamus sits the suprachiasmatic nucleus — roughly 10,000 to 20,000 neurons conducting a circadian symphony across every organ. But every single cell is also running its own 24-hour clock gene show: proteins building up through the day, turning themselves off at night, getting chopped up and recycled in the dark. That rhythm traces back to some of the oldest single-celled organisms on earth. And when empire overrides it — through Daylight Saving Time, or a fascist dictator's political clock adjustment that Spain still hasn't reversed — the body registers it as assault. We close through the Hellenistic lens of day and night sects, and an invitation to remember how to respect the dark.

    Keywords: circadian biology, suprachiasmatic nucleus, clock genes, Daylight Saving Time health effects, Franco Spain Portugal circadian study, desynchronization, Ubuntu philosophy, Kairos Chronos, day and night sect astrology, Cancer New Moon 2026, Mercury retrograde Cancer, Uranus Neptune Pluto 2026, colonial timekeeping, body and time, This Erotic Timeline podcast, evolutionary astrology, somatic astrology

    Book a session - https://www.amaliathecoach.com/

    Music by Charmie Chandler - https://www.instagram.com/charmie_chandler/

    Our favorite audio editor ever Chantal Defelice - https://chantaldefelice.com/ + ig @chantaldefelice

    References: Bonmatí-Carrión, M.A., et al. (2022). "Living at the Wrong Time: The Societal Pressure of Chronodisruption." Biology, 11(8), 1130. https://www.mdpi.com/2079-7737/11/8/1130 American Academy of Sleep Medicine position statement on permanent standard time: https://aasm.org≈ Bechtel, W. (2024). Hierarchy or Heterarchy of Mammalian Circadian Timekeepers? Journal of Biological Rhythms. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11613639/ NIH National Institute of General Medical Sciences. Circadian Rhythms fact sheet: https://www.nigms.nih.gov/education/fact-sheets/Pages/circadian-rhythms Nakajima et al. (2005). Reconstitution of Circadian Oscillation of Cyanobacterial KaiC Phosphorylation in Vitro. Science, 308(5720), 414–415.

    Chapter Markers

    00:00 — The Clock That Predates You 01:37 — Grounding Ritual 02:47 — Astrology of the Week: Tuning Forks 03:06 — Monday: Love Rewiring Itself 04:46 — Tuesday: Cancer New Moon 05:22 — Family Is a Tentacled Beast 06:46 — The Outer Planet Harmony 07:43 — Ubuntu and the Translation Problem 11:19 — The Cost of Self-Protection 12:32 — Wednedsay: Unpack and Play 13:12 — Thursday: All Moon Weather 13:34 — Friday: The Ripple in Spacetime 14:56 — Saturday: The Body Already Agrees 16:20 — Sunday: Words Become Acts 18:43 — The Body's Ancient Story 21:07 — The Descent: What Is the Body's Clock? 23:45 — The Master Conductor 27:21 — Kairos and Kronos in Every Cell 30:06 — A Clock in Every Cell 33:57 — When Empire Fiddles With the Clock 39:32 — Day and Night Sect 43:02 — Mercury Crosses the Line 45:01 — Summary and Reflection Questions

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    50 mins
  • e12 The Crab Who Tried Anyway: Commitment, Failure, and the Anti-Hero Model for Collective Care
    Jul 6 2026

    Capitalism needs you to believe that commitment without guaranteed success is stupid. That's not an accident — that's the design. This week's Mercury Cazimi at 20 degrees of Cancer burns that story clean and asks a different question: what would you fight for even if failure was guaranteed? To answer it, we go looking through Cancer's mythology — a Babylonian turtle, an Egyptian scarab, a Greek crab who clawed at Hercules' feet from a swamp and got stepped on — and find the same image every time. A creature that survives by going sideways, going underground, moving through what everyone else avoids.

    For the descent, it's Mercury retrograde, so we do revision work. Thirteen weeks in, we go back through the load-bearing moments of what This Erotic Timeline has actually been saying — about desire, attention, grief, timekeeping, embodiment, Caesar, maroon communities, and the body's insistence on running on its own clock no matter whose calendar gets imposed on it. The argument is more coherent than it started. This episode is the map.

    References: Pseudo-Hyginus, Astronomica (Poetica Astronomica), 1st–2nd century CE. English translation available via theoi.com: theoi.com/Text/HyginusAstronomica.html

    Rumi, "The Guest House." Translation by Coleman Barks.

    Keywords: Mercury cazimi Cancer 2026, Cancer mythology crab constellation, Karkinos myth Hercules Hydra, commitment and failure astrology, Venus Virgo inner critic, Neptune retrograde Aries, Last Quarter Moon Aries, circadian rhythm colonial timekeeping, This Erotic Timeline podcast, evolutionary astrology, IFS somatic astrology, body and time, Daylight Saving Time history, Caesar Julian calendar, New Orleans Black survival, Mardi Gras Indians

    Book a session - https://www.amaliathecoach.com/

    Music by Charmie Chandler - https://www.instagram.com/charmie_chandler/

    Our favorite audio editor ever Chantal Defelice - https://chantaldefelice.com/ + ig @chantaldefelice

    CHAPTER MARKERS

    00:00 — Open: What Would You Fight For If Losing Was Guaranteed

    01:18 — Welcome & Grounding Ritual

    03:44 — Monday: The Hard Shell of the Seed (Sun square Saturn)

    05:33 — Tuesday: In Due Time, Keep Training (Neptune stations retrograde, Last Quarter Moon)

    07:55 — Wednesday: Productive Friction, Then Exhale

    08:49 — Thursday: The Inner Critic Gets Political (Venus enters Virgo, Mars trine Juno)

    13:43 — Friday: Oh, I Remember You (Venus trine Chiron, South Node)

    16:01 — Saturday: Grief Is Not a Threat to Outmaneuver (The Guest House)

    18:31 — Sunday: The Muddy Mythology of Cancer

    23:13 — Karkinos: The Crab Who Tried Anyway

    26:00 — The Question Mercury Is Burning Clean

    28:30 — Transition: Thirteen Weeks, One Argument

    29:58 — Clip: Time Organizes Reality (Episode 0)

    31:08 — Clip: Urgency Disconnects Us From Presence (Episode 1)

    33:37 — Clip: Deep Time Theory On The Human Attention Span (Episodes 3)

    36:17 — Clip: Oil Economy Crumpling Deep Time (Episode 4)

    37:38 — Clip: The Body Is The Matrix (Episode 5)

    40:20 — Clip: Your Body’s Been Time Traveling All This Time! (Episode 6)

    43:23 — Clip: Hours That Breathe, Then a Single Atom (Episode 7)

    46:11 — Clip: Low Tech Timekeeping & The Incense Clock (Episode 8)

    48:27 — Clip: Caesar Rewrote Time and Mythology At The Same Time (Episode 9)

    50:47 — Clip: Empire’s Attempts to Write Black And Indigenous Survival Out Of The Future (Episode 10)

    53:54 — Clip: What Clock Is Your Body Actually Running On? (Episode 11)

    55:27 — Ending: The Show's Project, Stated Plainly

    58:30 — Reflection Questions & Outro

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • e11 Little Gods on the Wrong Clock: The 2am Heist, Wartime Clocks, and Timelines for Hire
    Jun 29 2026
    This week's astrology is big — a Full Capricorn Moon, Mercury stationing retrograde conjunct Jupiter, and Jupiter entering Leo for a year — and the descent follows a thread that starts with a personal grievance and ends somewhere darker: the full history of who’s been taking the time from our sleeping bodies, and how it got corporate. From William Willett's 1907 pamphlet to wartime Germany to St. Paul Minnesota's 1965 clock rebellion to the National Confectioners' Association lobbying Daylight Saving Time into November for candy sales, this episode traces the lineage of time as a site of domination — and asks what it would mean to reclaim it. Plus: the Jamestown colonial identity thesis, Mars conjunct Uranus on America's 250th birthday, Jupiter square Chiron and the cost of visibility, and a teaser for next week's descent into what the body actually knows about living at the wrong time. Keywords: daylight saving time history, circadian rhythm disruption, William Willett waste of daylight, Mars conjunct Uranus July 2026, Jupiter enters Leo 2026, Mercury retrograde Cancer 2026, Full Moon Capricorn June 2026, Jamestown colonial identity, Twin Cities time rebellion 1965, bodily autonomy and time, this erotic timeline podcast, evolutionary astrology, IFS somatic astrology, America 250th birthday astrology References: Willett, William. The Waste of Daylight. London, 1907. Full text: webexhibits.org/daylightsaving/willett.html — also held at the Library of Congress: loc.gov/item/15009617Downing, Michael. Spring Forward: The Annual Madness of Daylight Saving Time. Shoemaker & Hoard, 2005. — the definitive popular history of DST; available at most librariesWikipedia, "Daylight Saving Time" — overview with citations on Germany 1916, the Clorox/7-Eleven coalition, and the 2007 extension: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_timeReynolds Center for Business Journalism, "The Stakeholders of Daylight Saving Time": businessjournalism.org/2020/10/the-stakeholders-of-daylight-saving-timeToday I Found Out, "How Candy Pumpkins and Halloween Helped Change Daylight Saving Time" — includes the 1985 candy pumpkins on senators' chairs story: todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/10/how-candy-pumpkins-and-halloween-helped-change-daylight-saving-timeChurchill, Winston. "A Silent Toast to William Willett," 1934. Hillsdale Churchill Archive: winstonchurchill.hillsdale.edu/willett-daylight-savings"'The Waste of Daylight': Rhythmicity, Workers' Health and Britain's Edwardian Daylight Saving Time Bills." Social History of Medicine, Oxford Academic, 2022: academic.oup.com/shm/article/35/2/422/6376036Donegan, Kathleen. Seasons of Misery: Catastrophe and Colonial Settlement in Early America. University of Pennsylvania Press, 2014. Publisher page: pennpress.org/9780812223774/seasons-of-miseryNice Try! Season 1, Ep. 1: "Jamestown: Utopia for Whom." Hosted by Avery Trufelman. Curbed / Vox Media, May 2019. Available on all podcast platforms.Encyclopedia Virginia, "First Anglo-Powhatan War (1609–1614)": encyclopediavirginia.org/entries/first-anglo-powhatan-war-1609-1614Gilder Lehrman Institute, "Jamestown and the Founding of English America": gilderlehrman.org/history-resources/essays/jamestown-and-founding-english-america Book a session - https://www.amaliathecoach.com/ Music by Charmie Chandler - https://www.instagram.com/charmie_chandler/ Our favorite audio editor ever Chantal Defelice - https://chantaldefelice.com/ + ig @chantaldefelice Chapter Markers: 00:00 — Candy Companies Stole Your Sleep 01:17 — Welcome + Grounding Ritual 02:40 — Monday: Little Gods in Fleshsuits 03:57 — Mercury Goes Underground 06:02 — How Do You Want to Use Power? 11:21 — Tuesday: Jupiter Enters Leo — Stop Shrinking 13:22 — Wednesday: The Cost of Being Seen 14:55 — Thursday–Friday: Desire Walks In Unannounced 15:49 — Saturday: Combustible Birthday of a Troubled Empire 20:01 — Jamestown and the Art of Domination 24:53 — Sunday: Power Moves Cleanly 25:58 — Your Body Needs Its Own Clock 27:54 — The Descent: What’s Up With Daylight Saving’s Time 29:57 — William Willett’s Personal Obsession 31:28 — At 2am. When Nobody Could Fight Back. 32:25 — Wartime Clocks 34:53 — The Twin Cities Refuse the Clock 37:20 — 7-Eleven, Candy Makers, and Timelines for Hire 42:44 — The Price of Desynchronization 44:01 — What Clock Is Your Body Actually Running On? 45:55 — Summary + Reflection Questions
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    50 mins
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